Today's moment of levity

Brought to you directly from recess with Sam...
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"We were playing toilet tag and ya know what? There were two people who were cheating."
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Sam: "Now, mom, don't tell anyone in my class, ok? But I think Nate LIKES Naya."

Me: "Oh really, how do you know that?"

Sam: "Because Naya told me so."

Me: "And does Naya like Nate back?"

Sam: "(laughing) No, I think she thinks it's pretty annoying."
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