~Today I came to work wearing earrings in my right ear...none in my left. Nobody mentioned it but I noticed it when I used the telephone. I remember I put them in, was distracted giving Sam his Claritin, and then went merrily on my way completely forgetting the earrings for my left ear.
~I had my first court appearance since Myles was born this morning. I realized, sitting in the courtroom, that I'd forgotten to put breast pads in my bra. Luckily, I was able to distract myself with other things and made it through the proceedings without taking a milk shower inside my blouse.
~While the chicken salad croissant was good at lunch, there was a hair in my side salad. I must remember to bring my lunch to work.
~Girl Scout cookies are in!
~Eau de baby vomit...nice.
~A landfill wants to expand to my back yard...now...AFTER we invested all that money in our home. I don't think they remember that I'm an attorney.
~Last night was a stellar night that highlighted my complete inability to deal with stress and the men who cause it. I think some "mommy alone time" is overdue.