The husband promised me steak for lunch...steak that I would not have to cook myself. We were also supposed to go to Lowes to finish up our home improvement purchasing. However, the DISH guy is here doing I don't know what. He's been here for I don't know how long.
It's 12:12 and still no steak.
I had pop tarts for breakfast.
He hasn't even showered yet.
I am currently dreaming up suitable punishments.
Suggestions?
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You could always make him sit down with you and watch Virtuosity.
Threaten to make him nothing but Gardenburgers for a month??
I hope you get your steak soon!!
We want STEAK! We want STEAK! We want STEAK!
Now, I'm starting to get hungry myself, and I don't even eat red meat.
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