The husband promised me steak for lunch...steak that I would not have to cook myself. We were also supposed to go to Lowes to finish up our home improvement purchasing. However, the DISH guy is here doing I don't know what. He's been here for I don't know how long.
It's 12:12 and still no steak.
I had pop tarts for breakfast.
He hasn't even showered yet.
I am currently dreaming up suitable punishments.