I have often wondered what causes a seemingly normal individual to turn into a NASCAR fan. It is a "sport" that I have, in the past, appreciated for its scientific and mathematical complexities...but not much else.
Do you have ANY IDEA how many times I have watched the Daytona 500? Do you?!?! The DVR...it is evil magic, I tell you...evil magic.
I can now tell you that Kasey Kahne drives the #9 car...a Dodge...with a McDonald's sponsor. Dale Earnhardt Jr. drives the #8 Chevrolet and is sponsored by Budweiser. Tony Stewart drives the Chevrolet #20 Home Depot car.
How do I know this?!?! WHY do I know this?!?! Mystery solved. Blame the kid.
It's too much I tell you. Will someone please watch figure skating with me? PLEASE?!?!