Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Google searches and other statistics

If you found me by searching for "23 weeks pregnant" - I'm sorry. Do not read anymore of my blog. It will only serve to scare you. Click the back arrow or the little X in the upper right hand corner.

If you found me by searching for "making a toast to Poe at his graveside" - Wha? Seriously...what?

If you're checking my blog at work - Shame on you! (You'll never get tenure/a promotion this way! You know who you are.)

If you're visiting for a length of time shorter than a minute - Why are you bothering? Are you a super speed reader?

If you're visiting for a length of time longer than a half hour - Don't. It will only serve to depress or annoy you.

10 comments:

delphi said...

Well, I am visiting because I care about you even without really "knowing" you.

And I am not expecting a promotion anyways...

:)

kate said...

drat drat! You caught me!

One Mother's Journey said...

Poe at his graveside?! LOL

I had a very strange one the other day - "Is it ever ok to pee in a pool?"

Not sure what they were looking for but I hope they left with a big 'ol "NO" for an answer... hehehe

Shinny said...

Just so you know, Wisconsin DNR is me. Hi! Yes, I know I will never get a promotion or a new job so I may as well enjoy the free time I have at this one while I can. ;) I also do the stop, check if you posted anything new and if not pop out again and that maybe screwing with your stats on those less then a minute visits. Sorry. But I have to check in with you several times during the day incase you post something new and all wisdomy for me to read. ;)

Ok, how do you find out how people are doing searches and get to your site? I have stats counter, thanks to Kellie but haven't figured out that search thing yet. Help!

Penultimatina said...

Who needs tenure when you can read blogs all day? :)

Since I'm here from 6 am until 6 pm, I figure I might as well make myself at home!

LC said...

I swear, I'm on my lunch break when I check your blog at work, LOL. Seriously, I have been following your blog for a little while now. I found you through a link in another blog I read, and I think what drew me was your clever writing, and the strength you've shown going through so much heartache. I couldn't leave a comment until I created my own blog recently, so I apologize for any unintentional lurking. Not sure I have much to offer- no words of wisdom and I'm not religious so no prayers either. Just wanted you to know that I am out here, thinking of you and your beautiful boys and wishing and hoping for good things to happen if that helps at all. Take care, Leslie

R said...

This made me laugh out loud. I don't know if that was your intent, but there you go.

Sarah said...

You have inspired me to get a stats counter. Thank you!

Sweet Coalminer said...

I wonder why I don't see any updates at all until there's a full page. Everytime I check in, there's either the same page as last time or like 20 new entries. Are you publishing them all at the same time?

I've checked a couple times, and there was nothing here, and then all of the sudden, your house had a leak.

Catherine said...

For some reason, you have to load the page and then refresh it to see my new posts. I have no idea why. Might be a template issue...might be a blogger issue. I might have to switch templates just to be sure. :o)