People who try to use an eighteen-inch skillet to cook a three-egg omelette.
We have a dishwasher, yet the kitchen sink is always full of dirty dishes.
My husband "cooked" eighteen eggs, and yet I still have nothing to eat for dinner.
Why people stress when someone verbally threatens to sue them.
Crocheting is so easy but knitting is so difficult.
How to let "I'm sorry" fix anything.
How anyone could want to live in Pittsburgh.
Reconciling wanting another baby with, "Oh my hell...now I'll have to take care of FOUR other people."
Second grade homework.
The fact that after five pregnancies together, my husband still doesn't understand the urgency of the pregnancy food craving.
The trackball on my Blackberry.