(ring, ring, ring)
Caller: Hello...this is so-and-so with such-and-such student loan company. First, I must inform you that this conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.
Caller: I'm just calling today to inform you that your student loan payment is 38 days overdue
Caller: ...in the amount of $x.xx
Me: Look, I've called...twice...I've emailed...I don't know how many ways I can tell you people that you will get your payment on the 25th. There was supposed to be a note added to my file the LAST time I called.
Caller: There is.
Me: And yet you still called me about this?
Caller: When they put the note on the file they should have told you that the letters and calls would continue until payment was received.
Caller: And the note does not say how much you intend to pay.
Me: I TOLD whoever it was I spoke to the last THREE times that the amount due would be paid in full. As soon as I have it, you'll have it. But I'm sure you will continue to call me in the meantime.
Caller: We will.
Me: (trying to suppress my laughter at this point)...ok...well...it's your dime.
Caller: Have a nice day.
Me: Yeah...you too...talk to you tomorrow.