Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomitting sunshine.
Thank you to the Scrubs writers for creating a character as absolutely BEAUTIFUL as Dr. Perry Cox.
Oh...and you can find PARTS of the Scrubs musical episode on http://www.nbc.com/Scrubs/