*My husband just sent this to me. Sounds like a good plan to me.*
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
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2 comments:
dr.phil isn't all bad, apparently! ;) i'm so glad you posted that, i needed a laugh!
ROFLMAO! *That's* what I haven't tried, but think I might!
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