Thursday, August 10, 2006

Attention clothing manufacturers

I understand that long skirts are 'hot' right now. But I am only 5'5" and I have freakishly short legs. I look like I'm playing dress-up in my mother's clothing when I wear long skirts. Could you do me a favor and make one or two normal length skirts. I'm not picky. Basic color and design so I can mix and match would be fine.

Maybe you could lay off the cute little lace insets and embroidered crap too. Further, I do not, nor do MOST women, look good in a Peter Pan color. In fact, the last time I wore a Peter Pan color, I was...oh...EIGHT!

Thank you.

PS...Save a tree...Don't send me a flyer advertising all these great sale prices if you do not have the items in stock!

2 comments:

marybid said...

At 5'4, my super long skirts get wet on the bottom when it rains. Or sometimes I step on them and trip myself and/or expose my fanny.

If they didn't feel like pajamas, I'd never buy them again.

lorem ipsum said...

Applause! I'm 5-4 and a half - but not with pretty legs like I used to. Still, I don't like to trip over my skirts, either.

Have you tried Kohl's?

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