I dribbled two small spots of stromboli grease on the front of the lilac silk blouse I'm wearing today. I went to the bathroom/kitchenette area down the hall to wash it off with some paper towel and dishwashing soap (the magic cure for getting out grease I'm told).
I was laughing about it with the woman who has an office right off that area, "Of course, now I'll have a soapy left boob all day."
She laughed and said, "They'll all just think you're leaking."
Why doesn't she just grab an office-approved plastic knife and stab me through the heart with it?!?!
The grease better come out of my blouse.