This call is to remind you of your appointment at...(address)...on Tuesday, May 30th at 4pm. If you need to reschedule, please call...(number)
I really don't think I need an ultrasound of my empty uterus, do you? No? I didn't think so. Thanks for calling.
You would think, after the great medical care I have received, that they could do something as simple as removing my name from their appointment reminder call list.