(to borrow a phrase from my brother)
I was all set to have my bologna sandwich on white bread with cheese and Miracle Whip. But I discovered I left the damn jar of Miracle Whip sitting on the counter at home. Now my day is shot...as is the Miracle Whip most likely.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
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It could have been worse.
You could have forgotten the sandwich on the counter and discovered a jar of Miracle Whip in your lunchbag.
Don't laugh, I've done it.
(ps Your episode sounds like it could be a commercial.)
OMG that was the one and only thing I craved the entire pregnancy with Josh. Healthy, huh?
Now I'm hungry.
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